Get in here! All of you. Which one of you took by batteries out of my camera? I get to play judge and jury and hear five different cases of – how “it could not possibly have been me, Mom. I saw (sibling’s name inserted) take it!” One of you just has to speak up right now. You do NOT want to mess with me today. Fine then, GO CLEAN YOU ROOMS!
Later that night while soaking in the tub I realize. CRAP, I did it, I took them! I forgot I took the batteries out of my camera to see if my recorder still worked. Now I get to go apologize to five kids (Lessons in humility.)