I'm sure I'm gonna get in trouble for sharing this one eventually, well as soon as he discovers how ridiculous he is!
Thursday morning my oldest was getting ready to go to school early for Band Practice. He, my fifteen year old son, was rifling through the kitchen in search of food. Normal, ordinary!
Here comes the dialogue:
Mom: "Why don't you get a bowl of cereal?"
J: "Cuz! I'll be outside Mom!"
J: "It's hot outside."
J: "The milk will spoil in my stomach and make me sick!"
Mom: "Hee, heee, Ha, HA, Seriously Josh, you have GOT to be kidding me!"
J: "No Mom, every time I go out in the heat after drinking milk I can feel it turn bad in my stomach."
I just could not continue this dialogue, I laughed for about 10 more minutes but dropped it. Uh, FIFTEEN!
Oh, now he says butter spoils in your stomach too!