Did you know

1. A sneeze can exceed 100 mph. Achoo!

2. Fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months and you’ve got enough gas to power an atomic bomb. (Use responsibly.)

3. A cockroach can survive nine days without its head. Yikes.

4. Donkeys kill more people every year than plane crashes. Who knew?

5. Apples wake you up better than caffeine. Morning motivation: healthy and fruity.

6. The top three most valuable brands: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, Budweiser. Cheers to that.

7. People fear spiders more than death. Seriously.

8. No English word rhymes with “MONTH.” Try it. Go ahead.

9. Eyes stay the same size from birth, but noses and ears keep growing. Hello, clown proportions!

10. Turtles can breathe through their butts. Nature is wild.

The Texas Sunset

Our Texas Sunsets!

Ki

Do ya think she fits in here in our new country home????

Garit

My Army Fan man!

MOOOOOooooo!

BOY OH BOY I cannot WAIT until I finish my cancer meds and no longer have the nightly TERRORS!!!! The night before last I dreamt that I lived in a town that dictated who lived and dies and when it is your turn to kill someone, if you refuse…you lose your eyes first then limbs, etc. I tell you what I can certainly give Steven King some ideas after my first two years on Tamoxifen!!!!! Three more horrifying years (or tears) to go!!

We are still enjoying our rides in the country here on a fairly regular basis. Here are some cute pictures of the kids feeding the cows right down the road. Aren’t they just adorable??

Okay…I guess that is enough rambling!! Sorry…like I said…I’m tired!

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Jesus vs Satan

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.” Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact. How did he do it?” God smiled all-knowingly, “Jesus saves.”

I found it here!

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Photo Credit: Untitled, LUZA