Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
- A sneeze can exceed 100 mph.
- If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
- A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
- Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
- Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
- The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
- On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
- No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
- Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing
- Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Have I said that I miss my internet connection?? Yep....I'm certain I did. And cable. We'll get there eventually, I just don't want to overextend our finances! Ya know!!! I'm still working full-time as of now. I believe I will be going to part time starting next week. It is both good and bad. it will give me time to clean, spend with Kiera and take care of a lot of business matters that are still awaiting my attention but food is good too!
We shall see!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
BOY OH BOY I cannot WAIT until I finish my cancer meds and no longer have the nightly TERRORS!!!! The night before last I dreamt that I lived in a town that dictated who lived and dies and when it is your turn to kill someone, if you refuse…you lose your eyes first then limbs, etc. I tell you what I can certainly give Steven King some ideas after my first two years on Tamoxifen!!!!! Three more horrifying years (or tears) to go!!
We are still enjoying our rides in the country here on a fairly regular basis. Here are some cute pictures of the kids feeding the cows right down the road. Aren’t they just adorable??
Okay…I guess that is enough rambling!! Sorry…like I said…I’m tired!
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Monday, February 9, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.” Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact. How did he do it?” God smiled all-knowingly, “Jesus saves.”
I found it here!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Work work work, inventory, inventory, inventory, Yee Haw!!!!
I know it's been a while and I hope to update if I get off early today.....until then...
Oh Oh Oh Kevin saved my new boss's life yesterday....MORE TO COME!!!