M: "MOM! I went into Miss Sue's yard to get Sam (our kitten/turning cat). I finally caught him and he peed all over me!"
Me: "hee hee, Oh that really smells!"
M: "Mom this isn't the least bit funny!"
Me: Sorry I just couldn't help it it tickled me to death, ha, ha, ha, ha. "Why don't you go on and get a shower and rinse that outfit off in there too." snicker, snicker!
M: "MOM!!! It's not funny."
The thing is she's on the verge of laughing herself! So she gets in the shower and i call out to the boys, "Hey boys, Sam peed of M!"
All the way from the shower, M: "MOM!!!! Not Funny!"