Sunday, January 24, 2010


Woman walks up to little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “Couldn’t help noticing how happy you look. What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “Well," he said, "I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, & never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” the woman said “how old are you?” “26,” he said.